Ashley’s truck won’t start so he dials 800-P-U-M-A-S-W-E-D-E and asks for help. She doesn’t like to work in the shop like her co-workers. Puma’s the outside woman for Huge Breast Tune-Up. She’ll resort to kidnapping stranded drivers to lube their crankshafts, ride their rods and drain their nut-juice tanks, all in the back of her van. Fixing their cars can wait until Puma is 100% satisfied. She drives around town in her van, eager to fuck and suck Huge -cocked motorists, no questions asked. When a babe looks like Puma, no one is going to turn down her services, unless he’s a fruitcake. It makes the skyrocketing price of gas less painful.

